Does he look at you with a worried face
When you fall or are sick in bed?
Or does he go to a neighbour's place,
And come home happily fed?
Does he roll in the dirt with a careless air
And induce you to give him a slap?
Does he come to the bath tub, without a care
And watch you turn on tap?
Does he bark at the cars as they pass the gate?
Or does he chase the neighbour's cat?
Does he drive the milkman to a terrible state
Then hope for a friendly pat?