Where did English come from?
When did it originate?
Who composed the first dictionary?
How did people manage to spell before they had a dictionary?
What is phonetics?
Why is laefte spelled L-A-U-G-H-T-E-R?
Why don't we write phonetics?
Who "invented" grammar? When?
How do you know this is an English sentence?
THE GLUGDEN HAD MAUGHT THE SALLIPOD ON THE FLID OF A PLOMY
PLESHLY BLIFFLED COPTAL WITHOUT EVEN GLAVING.
AD. For answers you can't work out for yourself, consult your English Department.